“How Would You Like To Join Our Posse and Git Yer Hands On The Secret Copy Weapon That Many TOP Direct Response Marketers Use To Quickly Put Tons Of COLD HARD CASH In Their Saddlebags...?”

A “Secret Weapon” Guaranteed to end your copywriting headaches, reduce the “bottleneck” in your business and add more precious time back into your day...all without writing a single word!

Dear Savvy Direct Response Marketer, 

As you can see from the wanted poster, our client’s competition is hot on our spurs trying to put a stop to our highly responsive, Kick @%$ Copy! Mainly because our clients see 5-10 times the response they do...we’re practically putting them out of business so why wouldn’t they want to see us get strung up?

Just in case you would like to try and collect that $25,000 reward, go ahead, try your best to catch us, but there just ain’t no stoppin’ the toughest copywriters in the West!

That’s Right...we’re WANTED Dead or Alive for re-inventing tired marketing pieces, WANTED for making savvy business owners a TON of cold hard cash, and WANTED for other despicable acts against boring, non-responsive marketing campaigns.

So Who Are The Dynamic Duo of Copywriting Anyways?

Alias, Barry and Darlene Nicholson, two of the most notorious direct response copywriters in the U.S. of A. We are well-known in direct response circles as cut-throat copy renegades - having written for some of the biggest and baddest marketers in these here parts:

	Lloyd “Big Guns” Irvin
	Karen “Sweet Talkin” Schaefer
	Tim “The Maverick” Winders
	Michael “The Legend” Jans
	Mike “Prospector” Miget
	Tom “Doc” Orent
	Jesse “Cash-Flow Kid” Cannone
	Ron “Gold Rush” Caruthers
	Ed "Golden Tooth" O'Keefe
	Rory "Rootin-Tootin" Fatt

...and many others who choose to remain anonymous for fear you’ll find out their secret copy weapon...that’s us!

Are YOU The Bottleneck Keeping Your Business From Making The Kind Of Money You Want...At The Speed In Which You Know It’s Capable Of?

We know you work harder than a dung beetle on a hot summers day (and that’s too hard in our opinion). We also know that many of you are still trying to write all of your own copy while running your million dollar businesses at the same time. Heck, some of you are even writing copy for your members...are you nuts? Your time is much better spent “implementing”,  not doing the things that can easily be outsourced. You need to outsource and delegate ... and that’s where we come in!

How much more could you accomplish everyday if you could hand off all the headaches of time-consuming copywriting to experts you can trust? Experts that understand “your kind of marketing” and write with as much passion and care as you would yourself?

Look, writing your own copy can be frustrating, time-consuming, and business owners who try and write all of their own copy can wind up being the “bottleneck” that keeps their business from producing the kind of massive cash-flow they know is just sitting there...waiting for them. If there were only more hours in a day...

Wouldn’t you like to be able to simply call up a seasoned copywriting expert, tell them your needs and know 100% that you will receive EXACTLY what you need, EXACTLY when you need it? Think of how much more you could accomplish (not to mention, how much more money you would make)?

BE WARNED!!! Darlene “served time” as copywriting apprentice to the Legendary Wild Bill Glazer, helping craft letters for GKIC (check out past letters for Champions of the Info-Summit, Renegade Millionaire Retreat, Creative Thinking for Entrepreneurs, 10 Million Dollar Secrets), Gage Menswear and articles for Bill’s BGS Newsletter. She also was the copywriter behind the Practitioner’s Guides for The Phenomenon! Together with her outlaw husband, Barry, their copy is thought to be some of the most outrageous and downright dangerous around!

Look No Further...and worry no more...

We Are Your Direct Response Copy Experts!

We know what you’re thinking. How many times have you hired a copywriter who looks promising but in the end you wind up writing the whole dang thing over because, well...they just don’t get it. They haven’t drank the Dan Kennedy Kool-Aid. They don’t understand TRUE direct-response cpywriting.

We study and train under the best of the best. Pride ourselves in being direct response copy experts, not just your average corporate-type writers who say they know “direct response” but wouldn't know a good copy if it bit’em in the butt.

We carefully study the market, what’s hot and what’s working, and are always coming up with something fresh and new... resulting in copy that meets the approval of many of the world’s TOP direct-response marketers.  Heck, nearly all of our clients are Glazer-Kennedy Platinum and Peak Performers Members.

We have flown across the country to be in high-level meetings with these tip-top marketers, because we do so much more than just write sales letters; we’re in on the planning and execution of full blown campaigns...helping them plan their entire marketing funnels. We take great pride in saying that we give each and every project 200%, are actually FUN to work with and we have NEVER missed a single delivery date. We wouldn't have it any other way, besides we LOVE what we do. How many copywriters can say the same?

	“...a 24.7% conversion rate!!!” “I’ve had 1186 UNIQUE visitors to the sales page you did for me...so far. Of those, 293 have bought....that’s a 24.7% conversion rate!!!”
	- Tim “The Maverick” Winders, The Freedom Equation, www.1dollarcoach.com

We Bring To The Table A Copy Arsenal That Has Earned Us A $25,000.00 Bounty On Our Heads!

Like I said before, our client’s competition hates us. Why? Because we can write every step of multi-sequence online and offline campaigns (even develop and plan the whole marketing funnel if needed), let us provide you with…

“...my ‘secret weapon’ for making BIG MONEY and saving TONS of time!" "Barry is more than just a phenomenal copywriter. His mastery of direct response principles comes through every time work with him to tackle a new campaign. He needs very little guidance, and meets my critical deadlines, which means a LOT to me, since I spend so much time on the road. I rarely have to edit anything he writes, and usually just smile when I read his powerful copy. At first I hesitated to give him a testimonial - not because he doesn’t deserve one, he does – but only because I’m not sure I wanted everyone to know my ‘secret weapon’ for making BIG MONEY and saving TONS of time!”

- Karen “Sweet Talkin’ Schaefer, Simple Appeal, www.thepropertydesigner.com

"...Darlene's copy is TOP NOTCH!" "All I can say is WOW. As one of Dan Kennedy's Platinum Members, I meet regularly behind closed doors with some of the best and brightest in the marketing world. So I think I'm qualified to say that know great copy when I see it. And I'm here to tell you that Darlene's copy is TOP NOTCH! But even better, she also understands complex multi-sequenced marketing campaigns, where other copywriters have no idea. Because of this, she was able to quickly take my projects and run with them with very little instruction and no hand-holding! I have used her for several projects in various niches and she nailed it each and every time. Bottom line, any savvy marketer who wants to save time & frustration by outsourcing their copywriting to one of the very best should feel confident in working with Darlene!"

- Ed O’Keefe, Dentist Profit Systems, www.dentistprofits.com

“...if you want more speed, more money, more time, put these guys to work for you." I’ve been writing my own copy for about 20 years – and clients in my industry routinely pay me $20-40,000 to write campaigns for their business. So I take copy very, very seriously and have real-world knowledge of how important it is to a business. So why would I recommend another copywriter? Because I can’t keep up with my own copy needs. When I discovered that I was the bottleneck for my own marketing, I went on the prowl for serious professionals who could deliver the same high quality copy my marketplace is used to. Wow. Working with Barry and Darlene has given me more time. And more money. Whether you write your own copy or not, if you want more speed, more money, more time, put these guys to work for you. You’ll be glad you did.” - Michael Jans, President,Insurance Profit Systems, Inc. www.insurancemarketingrebel.com

We cover all the bases and our copy gets RESPONSE!

We specialize in bringing new and exciting ideas to your marketing table and we have the skills to complete it from start to finish. You don’t need to hold our hand or worry if the job will get done. Simply say the word and wait for the finished product...it’s that easy with us.

Our prices very depending on type, length and scope of the project. We’ll be happy to put together a quote for you or you can email to schedule a quick 10 minute call to discuss the details more thoroughly:

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Yes! You Too Can Have the Biggest, Baddest Banditos West of the Pecos Writin' Blazin'-Hot Copy and Fillin' Your Money Bags With Enuff LOOT To Buy a New Ranch & 30 Head 'a Cattle!
...Butcha' better git on yer horse!

As with any in-demand copywriters, TIME is limited, so we are VERY selective when deciding who and what fills our schedules. Therefore, this is a first-come, first-served offer to qualified, SERIOUS marketers only.  If you need highly responsive copy fast...Don’t delay!

 

	"$98,255 in sales in the first 16 days...a 317% increase!" “After Barry did a complete re-write on our sales copy, we launched a new membership promotion. This promotion generated $98,255 in sales in the first 16 days! That is 317% more than our normal sales for the first two weeks of the month! - Tim “Quick Draw” Schmidt, USCCA, www.usconcealedcarry.com

“Darlene’s copy CONVERTS prospects to customers, and puts money in my bank account” “For years, in my many businesses, I’ve written my own copy, and doing so has made me millions of dollars. So, needless to say, there are only a handful of people on the planet I would trust to write copy for me, and Darlene Nicholson is one of those elite few. Darlene’s copy CONVERTS prospects to customers, and puts money in my bank account. And isn’t that what killer sales copy is all about?”

- Lloyd “Big Guns” Irvin, Maryland Real Estate Secrets, LLC , www.marylandrealestatesecrets.com

	"If you're looking for a soild Copywriter who can make prospects "take action and opt-in" - look no further..." "Barry has delivered stellar Marketing Copy for three campaigns with us - totaling over 1500 new prospect leads and $20K+ in sales. If you're looking for a soild Copywriter who can make prospects "take action and opt-in" - look no further..."
	"Pistol" Pete Treloar, Entrepreneur and Business Investor

 Don't Just Stand There With Yer Eyes Battin' Like a Toady-Frog in a Hailstorm...Join Our Posse Before We Git The Heck Outta Dodge!

Don’t sweat bullets over writing your own copy, and don’t waste another second of your precious money-making time doing something you could outsource to real pros. TRUST US, your direct response copywriting experts. You can bet yer patootie that we will invest in your success by writing with as much care and passion as you would yourself.

So, If you want copy that knocks your competition upside the head, makes your prospects beg for your business and keeps them coming back...then contact the MOST WANTED, OUT-OF-THE-BOX THINKING, REBEL COPYWRITERS SOUTH OF THE MISSISSIPPI.

Happy Trails!

Barry and Darlene Nicholson

THE DYNAMIC DUO OF COPYWRITING
5222 Point harbor Ln. Apollo Beach, FL 33572
(812) 228-9208 Barry
(812) 457-1573 Darlene
M-F 8:30-4:30pm EST

P.S. Bonus REFERRAL Opportunity! Refer your members, friends, associates and marketing cohorts to us. If they hire us for their next copy project we’ll send you a quick, cool cash…a 15% referral fee (keep in mind our MINIMUM project fee is $1400)…or apply your reward towards copy for yourself. But hurry…with the launch of our newsletter and blog this will most certainly fill our schedules fast! If you want to give your members, associates and friends (or maybe you keep us to yourself) access to the ultimate copywriting weapon, sure to help them dominate their market...while helping you pocket cool, fast CA$H (remember - a 15% referral fee for you) ...then spread the word or CALL IMMEDIATELY (812) 208-9228 to be sure to reserve a spot on our schedule. Once we are booked out...that’s all folks! You’ll have to go on our waiting list or hope that someone backs out (not gonna happen)!

P.P.S. We understand that the “proofs in the puddin”, so we if you would like to see samples of our copy then email us for more information. You can also check out these live copy links... www.1dollarcoach.com , www.selfhypnosis.com , www.marketingforsuccessstore.com/howtosell.html , www.outsourceanddelegate.com , or check out the Renegade Millionaire Retreat copy or the Champions of the Info-Summit copy at the GKIC webstore www.glazer-kennedywebstore.com/   (that’s just one of the many that Darlene created during her apprenticeship with Wild Bill Glazer).

“If you can get on their busy schedule, consider yourself lucky.” “Anytime I talk to Barry & Darlene Nicholson, I take pages of notes. You would be hard-pressed to find a couple more knowledgeable about direct response marketing on the planet. But it’s more than their vast knowledge and killer copy that keeps me coming back to them for all of my campaigns. They have proven themselves to be hard-working, honest, and trustworthy people who care deeply about the success of my business. Also, when they promise to get something done, it is done as promised, on time. I love that about them. If you can get on their busy schedule, consider yourself lucky.”

~ Don “the Duke’ Schreffler, Dynamic Capital Mortgage